tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
I’ve been waiting on this post for years
I love how everyone on this site is all like “oh I love all of my followers and we are all friends talk to me about anything omg my bbys” and I reblog everything they do and literally I haven’t even got an ask in like six months and I can think of a really witty text post and not one damn note idk I just feel like it’s all just false advertising
Why get rejected by boys in real life when you can stalk hot celebrities that you will never meet?
So our graduation was yesterday and we had to take this huge group picture and one of our teachers was like freaking out and telling us to like squeeze together and he like pointed at this one really sweet girl and told her to move closer and she couldn’t cause she was really pregnant and he got mad and thREW HIS HANDS IN THE AIR AND TOLD HER SHE SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER LEGS CLOSED AND I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT HALF OF OUR GRADUATING CLASS WAS GOING TO JUMP HIM
OHMYGOSH!!! Tomorrow I graduate high school! As soon as I do, I am going to forget this hell-hole of a small town and move myself to Denver! Can’t. Wait. :)
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